![]() (Of course, it’s never his fault, am I right?) When we got home Mommy got the number of a different delivery guy but she had to call her ex-boyfriend to get it and I was all like why do you still have his number? And when was the last time you used it? And if you have nothing to hide why won’t you show me your phone … ? So we had a big fight and Mommy started crying until the weed delivery guy showed up, then Mommy got so excited and started asking all sorts of goofy questions and giggling a lot. They’re both great, but I think Uncle Theo might get fired again. The answer is: Yes! So here’s what happened today: After work we met Uncle Theo and Aunt Meg for Korean food and then they came back to our place. ![]() How’s camp? Are you the coolest, most awesome kid in the whole bunk? Wait, don’t answer. We called him like four times but he never came! After a while we gave up and just had sex on your bed. We opened a bottle of wine and cleaned out your school backpacks and we waited for the weed guy to show up. (Inappropriate!) When I got home from work Mommy decided to call a weed delivery guy she said knew. (Family surf safari, again?) Mommy emailed her boss and told her that she was taking you to the orthodontist, but really she just stayed in bed watching Game of Thrones. Hey, happy Monday! How awesome is it not to be in school right now? So this morning we got up late (7:30!) and then stayed in bed drinking coffee and scanning Facebook to see what other people said they did over the weekend. I mean, it’s not like your heart’s gonna literally explode after just one cigarette! In fact, lots of parents smoke once in a while and not just the French ones. Oh, and TBH: Smoking’s not quite as bad as we might have told you. They’re like those Whole Foods cookies you guys complain about - technically, they’re cookies, but not the kind you want to eat too many of. On the way we stopped at the store to get some wine for dinner and Mommy came out with a surprise: a bright-yellow box of American Spirits! I won’t lie - they’re cigarettes but they’re not real cigarettes. Hey, Darling! So as soon as we left your bunk, Mommy stopped crying and we drove back home. ![]() But don’t worry, I won’t forget to feed the hamster and we promise to write you every day. If we have time, we might see a movie or meet some friends for dinner, something boring like that. To be honest, we can probably use the time to get organized a little and regroup after the busy school year. When, in 2018, I discovered heat-resistant probiotics – spore-forming bacillus coagulans – I made an immediate decision to enrich the products with live cultures.Hey, Sweetie! You’re probably still unpacking and getting to know your new bunkmates, but OMG, Mommy and I already miss you and your sister so much! I guess we’ll get by somehow. From the beginning, all our products have been manufactured in our own clean facility allowing us to maintain full control over the entire production process. ![]() This is how, after two years, our first two products came along: vEGGs and BURGER MIX. Ultimately, I decided to focus on developing a substitute for eggs and ground meat. In his opinion, my “ve-GOUDA” was disgusting, and the name was not the best either ?. A funny anecdote about vegan cheese - my last attempt to make vegan gouda, which I thought was pretty good, received the following comment from my husband, after he opened his mouth like a baby and let it drip out… “You can’t launch this!”. Unfortunately, the production line turned out too expensive. Plant-based milk was a great success, for example. Some recipes were successful, while others were a complete failure. I probably spent 1000 hours in the kitchen trying to develop new products. Thus I decided to become a producer of healthy vegan foods – good for our bodies, environmentally friendly and cruelty-free.įor many months I tried to come up with healthy, plant-based substitutes for almost anything that came to my mind: cheese, ice cream, milk, eggs, meat, chips, bars, etc. As they say, “need is the mother of invention”. ![]() Vegan products available on the market either had gluten or artificial additives, or both. When the dream was taking shape, there were very few products fitting that description on the market and this was the type of food I wanted to eat. How did it start? It started with a dream to become a 100% plant-based and gluten-free food manufacturer. Together with my husband, Brian, and our wonderful team, we make up the Cultured Foods brand. ![]()
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